Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Saturday, 29 March 2014

Celebrity Lookalikes

Lets play a game! These ARE NOT celebrities but if they were, who would they be?

1.

Cameron Diaz lookalike

2.

jennifer aniston lookalike

3.

Jessica Simpson lookalike

4.

JLo Marc Anthony lookalike

5.

johnny depp lookalike

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Nicole Kidman lookalike

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pam anderson lookalike

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the beckhams lookalike

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tom Cruise lookalike

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Geri Halliwell and the Eurovision

Geri Halliwell Eurovision UK

Now we all know that I’d be a bit of a Eurovision fan and I am in fact hoping to one day represent Liechtenstein, San Marino or one of those other small countries where it’d be easy enough to win their public vote coz they don’t have that many people. A few mates with lots of credit on their phones and you’d be sorted like for a text vote. I actually am waiting on a replay from the good people of TV Liechtenstein or whatever it’s called. I’d look lovely in Copenhagen. That’s in Denmark. I know coz I was there. I must root out that picture of me and The Little Mermaid.

So the rumours going around today are that Geri Halliwell is going to be representing the UK in the Eurovision. I’m not actually sure if anyone had told the BBC that her last single (the video below) sold a WHOPPING 383 copies in Australia. She’s a judge on Australian X-Factor or something I think. Let’s be honest here, Geri’s a bit of a mental bitch. In fairness, she’s a bit younger than their last two entries. God knows how old your man Engleburt Winkydink was and Bonnie Tyler, god love her, has seen better days. What do they think they’re going to achieve by wheeling out Geri? Of course now, I’m saying this and the bitch will only go and win to spite me.

Of course I have offered to represent the UK myself but the BBC are having none of it. I’m far too young you see. That and they probably see me as competition when I eventually take to the stage for Liechtenstein. Anyway, expect a lot more Eurovision shite over the next few months here on the blog. Again, in case you missed it, I liked Copenhagen so if anyone would like to send me there for the competition, I may offer “favours” in return! You’re thinking about it aren’t ya!

What do you make of Geri and the Eurovision?

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Bishop & Warpath confirmed for X-Men Days Of Future Past

So the latest tweet from Bryan Singer confirms that Bishop and Warpath will be in Days Of Future Past. The video he posted shows the names of the X-Men characters although it seems to be those mainly from the original 3 movies - Wolverine, Xavier, Magneto, Storm, Colossus, Iceman, Kitty Pryde as well as the newbies Blink, Bishop and Proudstar. There’s a total of 12 seats though so looks like Rogue could be one of those?

I really can’t wait for this movie! ARGH. See the video clip here.

Friday, 19 April 2013

Superman trailer

The new Superman trailer has been released. This is a reboot called The Man of Steel and features Henry Carvill as Superman and Amy Adams as Lois Lane. I’m very fond of Amy. The last Superman movie, Superman Returns, was a load of poo so at least they’ve decided to make this AND it’s in the same universe as Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies so hopefully it might lead into Justice League. That’s a movie I wouldn’t mind seein’ and if they’re lookin’ for someone to play Wonder Woman, I’m free.

Daft Punk - Get Lucky

So Daft Punk have eventually released a full version of Get Lucky, their new song featurin’ Pharrell. This is gonna be HUGE! Daft Punk have brought us such dance classics as One More Time and Around The World so their return is very much anticipated. God I’m gettin’ very posh at the moment amn’t I?

Here’s the song anyway. Put it on and get funky with yo self!

Heroes is coming back

I only got into Heroes after it was over but I watched it all and enjoyed it, although some of it was really dodgy. It ended really suddenly but now TV Line are reporting that MSN wants to bring it back for the Xbox platform. They’re talkin’ to NBC about it and will feature new stories and heroes with cameos from the original cast.

Heroes was created by Tim Kring and lasted four seasons with Hayden Panettiere, Ali Larter, Zachery Quinto among its cast. There was 77 episodes in total. 

Monday, 15 April 2013

Disneyland rides shut for health and safety violations

Oh my! The Disney Blog has said that 3 of it’s rides, Space Mountain, The Matterhorn Bobsleds, and Soarin’ Over California" have been shut by The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health. That’s a long name. The found 7 violations on Space Mountain alone. Big Thunder Mountain is also out of service until Autumn due to upgrades so that means 4 rollercoasters are shut in the park! OUCH!

The blog says that the violations are about employee safety and not guests and that’s why they’ve been shut!

Anaheim California Disneyland

PSY releases video for Gentlemen

I didn’t really get the whole Gangnam Style thing and this is the same for me sadly. WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD HAS HAPPENED TO MUSIC?? This strange little Korean man is the biggest thing on YouTube.

In the video, PSY does some strange dance routines with a group of women just like in Gangnam Style. He then pulls loads of pranks on women, some of which are borderline abuse. No I hate this crap like I did the last one. I wish he’d just go away with his annoyin’ songs.

Thursday, 11 April 2013

One Direction train with Newcastle United

Boyband and young hunks One Direction joined a trainin’ session with football team Newcastle United earlier this week, although for some reason Zayn Malik decided not to bother. Harry Styles posed for a picture with Danny Simpson who’s goin’ out with Tulisa. Niall Horan posed with Ryan Taylor while Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson also made an appearance. I’m goin’ to be honest and say the main purpose of this post was to show you a pervy picture of Harry! Enjoy!

Harry styles topless

Niall Horan Newcastle

Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson Newcastle

Adele tops young rich list

Adele tops the latest Young Music Rich List with a total of £30 million. Fair play to her. Who knew that writin’ about how miserable ya are could make ya that much money. One Direction earned £5 million each so they’re flyin’ up the list. Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson have all had a quick rise to the top and have screamin’ girls runnin’ after them everywhere.

The overall list is topped by Paul McCartney with Andrew Lloyd Webber second.

Top 10 richest entertainers in the UK & Ireland

1 - Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell - £680m

2 - Andrew Lloyd Webber - £620m

3 - U2 - £520m

4 - Elton John - £240m

5= Victoria and David Beckham - £200m

5= Mick Jagger - £200m

7 - Michael Flatley - £191m

8 - Keith Richards - £185m

9= Olivia and Dhani Harrison - £180m

9= Sting - £180m

Richest young entertainers in the UK & Ireland

1 - Adele - £30m

2 - Cheryl Cole - £14m

3 = Leona Lewis - £12m

3 = Katie Melua - £12m

5 - Florence Welch - £9m

17 - One Direction members - £5m each

Rush trailer

I think this is goin’ to be good. The trailer for Ron Howard’s new film Rush has just been released. It’s about the 1976 formula 1 season and the rivalry between James Hunt and Niki Lauda.

Chris Hemsworth plays the part of James Hunt and Daniel Brühl plays Niki Lauda. It’ll be out in the autumn. I’m lookin’ forward to it. Believe it or not, I’m a big formula 1 fan. Had I the money when I was younger I’d probably be racin’ against Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button this weekend!

Sunday, 7 April 2013

ABC’s S.H.I.E.L.D is now called Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D

ABC TV who is owned by Disney which owns Marvel has updated on their new TV show S.H.I.E.L.D or as its called now, Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. The programme will be be on TV later in the year and takes place in the same universe as the Avengers movies.

Here’s the synopsis from Marvel TV. Can’t wait for this!

Joss Whedon shows us not all heroes are super with "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Fresh from his role in the summer’s box office smash, Marvel's The Avengers, Agent Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg) returns to the worldwide law enforcement organization S.H.I.E.L.D. He puts together a small, highly trained, team of Agents to tackle the cases that haven’t been classified yet, the new, the strange and the unknown. That team consists of straight arrow Agent Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), an expert in combat and espionage; pilot and martial artist Agent Melinda May (Ming-Na Wen); and brilliant if socially awkward scientists Agent Leo Fitz (Iain De Caestecker) and Agent Jemma Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge). They’ll be joined by civilian new recruit and computer hacker Skye (Chloe Bennet).

Prepare for an epic adventure that showcases the hope and wonder of the human spirit. This is a world of Super Heroes, aliens and the unusual – of action, spectacle and world spanning stories. The show will speak to the human condition through the lens of our very human, non-powered S.H.I.E.L.D agents – that together we are greater than we are apart, and that we can make a difference in the world.
Executive Produced and co-written by Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon & Maurissa Tancharoen ("Dollhouse," "Dr.Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog"), Jeffrey Bell ("Angel," "Alias") and Jeph Loeb ("Smallville," "Lost," "Heroes") comes Marvel’s first live-action TV series, "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Saturday, 6 April 2013

X-Factor UK goes back to basics

Well this was bound to happen with all the tumblin’ ratin’s last year. It’s been confirmed that the singing competition will return to its original format with singers having to audition acappella for the judges in a small room, rather than in the arenas.

Simon Cowell has been adamant that changes were needed coz of the amount of viewers that were switchin’ the show off, meself included. A source said - "We can confirm the audition rooms will be returning to The X Factor as one of a number of exciting changes. Fans wanted changes this year - and we're giving them what they want. The acappella auditions were classic X Factor and really gave the judges an insight into whether acts were any good. It also better showcased some of the weird and wacky people we get, whose performances got lost in the arena auditions. The plan is to have the best of both worlds."

The old crap acts were funnier in the audition room so I hold out some hope it might be better this year.

Halle Berry is pregnant

Stayin’ with some news of X-Men Days Of Future Past and one of it’s leadin; ladies, it has been confirmed that actress Halle Berry is expecting her second child later this year, the first child with fiancé Olivier Martinez. She already has a five year old daughter, Nahla, from when she was in a relationship with model Gabriel Aubry.

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez got engaged in 2012 and she’s just about to start shootin’ X-Men Days Of Future Past which will be released in 2014. I hope they get all her scenes done before the poor girl starts to show. I wonder if they need a body double?

Halle Berry Pregnant

First look at Beast in new X-Men movie

Woo! I can’t wait for X-Men Days Of Future Past. It starts shootin’ next week in Montreal and will be out in 2014 but the director Bryan Singer has been tweetin’ little sneak peeks every now and again. The latest is a picture of Nicholas Hoult as a slightly older Beast than he was in First Class.

Bryan Singer tweeted - "Many a monster wears the form of a man; it is better of the two to have the heart of a man & the form of a monster." which is from the original Beauty & The Beast book I’m told.

X-Men Days Of Future Past will also star Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, James McAvoy, Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Shawn Ashmore, Peter Dinklage, Omar Sy, Halle Berry, Daniel Cudmore, Fan Bingbing and Boo Boo Stewart.

Beast X-Men Days Of Future Past

Friday, 5 April 2013

Big Brovaz to return for Big Reunion 2?

The group Big Brovaz are the latest rumoured to be returnin’ for the next season of ITV’s The Big Reunion and that excites me a lot coz I was a big fan of theirs. They had hits such as NuFlow, OK, Favourite Things and Baby Boy but they were dropped by their record label when one of the members was caught smokin’ marijuana. That’s a posh word for hash. Anyway, the other groups so far that have been mentioned are S Club 7 and Hear’Say.  I think Steps started this off with their TV show. I think they should just do each one individually instead of havin’ loads goin’ on all at the same time. It gets very confussin’!

Amanda Bynes has an eating disorder

I feel sorry for Amanda Bynes. She’s very quickly turnin’ into the new Lindsay Lohan. I’ve been watchin’ her on Twitter the last few weeks wonderin’ what in the name of god is goin’ on. It’s just madness with the girl at this stage. Don’t even ask me what’s happenin’ to her. One minute she’s bein’ amazin’ in Hairspray and the next she’s goin’ off the wall. I don’t know what happens to these people at all.

She’s produced some Twitter jems like -

"I'm suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness!"

"They take pictures anytime I've gained weight then write a fake story!"

"I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin."

"They write a news article about every tweet I write and I hate the pictures they choose. They repeat what I tweet then add a bad photo... Only use photos from my twitter when writing an article about me."

"I don't read articles written about me unless I give an interview for a magazine. They're fake! Don't trust what u read on sites!"

Amanda Bynes Twitter

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Nicki Minaj in a swimsuit

Ya know I’m a big fan of Nicki Minaj and I tend to spend most of my Saturday nights performin’ her songs on the bar in Dignity. Well clearly I get excited when she has a new song comin’ out. I loved Starships as ya can tell if ya click on that word there!

Anyway, she’s a new song comin’ out with Lil Wayne called High School and this is a shot from the video! Nicki likes doin’ videos in bikinis doesn’t she. And she’s a fine pair of boobs on her! She’s an American Idol judge these days too. I don’t watch it.

Nice wig.

Nicki Minaj bikini

Nicki Minaj swimsuit

Kick Ass 2 trailer

Did anyone else like Kick Ass? I thought it was a bit graphic bein’ honest but good none the less. I don’t be able for blood. I can’t even watch Grey’s Anatomy without feelin’ sick.

Anyway, Kick Ass 2 is out in the summer and the first trailer is now online. Aaron Taylor-Johnson is back along with Chloe Moretz as hit girl. Jim Carrey is in it as Colonel Stars & Stripes although I don’t know if that’s a good thing coz he annoys me. He’s probably the most annoyin’ Canadian person ever.

What do you think of the trailer? Kick ass is out on July 19 in the UK and August 16 in the USA.

Alan Cumming is not in the new X-Men movie

Well the whole thing about who is and who isn’t in X-Men Days Of Future Past has kept me and probably you too well entertained here on the blog. We’ve been told Halle Berry is back and we know Hugh Jackman is goin’ to be in there too as well as Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Shawn Ashmore and loads more. Last week in an interview with Heat Radio, James McAvoy said that Alan Cumming would be back. Ya might remember he played Nightcrawler in X-Men 2. Well it’s been confirmed now by the man himself that he won’t be back for the new movie which is a pity coz I liked him.

X-Men Days Of Future Past is out in July 2014.

nightcrawler Alan cumming